this is one fucked up motherfucker

the stampede starts up again. very fucking soon.

i liked my last job where i got to get wasted before noon.

shit id o that here too and nobody seems to give a fuck.

ill check out the midway and try to win a big fat stuffed bong because that would be nice. too bad it would only catch fire if you tried to use it and not stick your dick in it.

i will watch the rodeo only because it p isses off animal rights people. perhaps while eating a hamburger and wearing leather.


the other day is aw an ad for canadian politician stephane dion and his green shit plan. i thought about politickers and seriously arent ads for cars and tampons get off my idiot box and the same goes for that cunt stephanie harper. unless he is wearing his gay leather bear vest i do not want to see him.

ever.

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one more mosquito bits me and i will piss on it!

i like finding random shit on photobucket. fuckin eh thank god they let me search for pics of stupid shit and girls that are dumb enough to post photos of themselves in their panties!



the same shit goes for youtube



hilarity, thanks for sharing it with us.



thei nternet. i love it. i want to put it down to my balls with its data.

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a woman riding my dick as i ride a dick and a dick in my mouth at the same time

im rubbing myself thinking of this and getting some pre cum and i must admit its all pretty hot to me

good fucking god



this will help

what CAN i do with the bottles of "peroxide" i have?

what are the better bleaches to get my hair that nice platinum look, i had white before but it didn't last.

help an amish nigga out. eh?

did anyone want me to even mention the absence of the amish awards?

it's been 3 years since i started this shin dig.

and yes i have a facebook.

but no, it is a secret.

ugly bitches stalk me. it is a true.

ate bad pizza. shit my brains out. there is something about pissing out your asshole that is well...

fucking awful.

need to get my hair done or cut or fucking something. i think i'll try to think of something more fun to do with it this time.

not a lot of news to report.

not much happening at the gloryhole. eh.

horrible fucking weekend.

i cant wait to get back to work and hopefully fucking stay there.

i hope shes happy she ruined the weekend.

way to go.

couldnt be a decent person and not shit all over someone.

now im wondering if i even belong here.

any1 here heard of bombshells as in www.bombshells.ca is it good should i send my girl there and my mini me there to be styled? should i go?

i have had this journal for THREE MOTHER FUCKING YEARS

are you people interested in the THIRD ANNUAL AP AWARDS or what?

three years mother fuckers, three years of nouglybabies fucking BUTT UGLY MOTHERS and other drama cunts trying to shut me up and down.

i'm still rocking the LJ mother fuckers.

sure ive had my extended leave of ABSINTHE er...

but im here mother fuckers three years and you still love my knob you know you do!

i am yop

i have 2 bottles of peroxide to bleach my hair. one is in a brown bottle. one is in a white bottle (cream peroxide).

any of you fuckers know what i need to do with it?

aside from using it as lube.